I had a fairly good day at Big Central Elementary School, also known as Bratling Central. The three toughest classes, too. But hey! Two of the homeroom teachers are finally helping me out, which is very nice as they understand how to play their classes and I, only being there twice a month at best, really don't.

The third still just sits in back ( Read more... )

Can sufficiently loud noises actually kill sufficiently small creatures? Only there's a dead spider curled up in a crumpled web above my smoke detector, and that would be a hell of a way to go ( Read more... )

I just saw a butterfly go by our window through the rain.

How do they fly when they're wet? It didn't seem to be having much trouble, just gliding, not even flapping a lot.

God damn but do roach guts stink.

I snapped awake, and listened. Carefully ( Read more... )

There was a roach on my BED and I fucking MISSED it. I was too goddamn timid and it got away and now it is SOMEWHERE in my room. Motherfucker.

Sheets in the laundry, bed half torn apart, and various things flung across the room later, I'm also now living in a junkheap. It could be anywhere. Fuck.

Beer Batter Deep Fried Bacon Double Quarter Pounder.

Powerpuff Girls Z: Bubbles's transformation sequence. Rated T for disco. Sometimes anime can be a terrible, terrible thing.

Housing in New York: why I'm so very, very glad I don't have to deal with it.

And finally, have a centipede that eats bats. Is that not just shit hot awesome.

Alright you FUCKERS, which one of you planted that worm in front of my bedroom door?

Because it was THERE.

BLACK.

WRITHING.

Turning OVER AND OVER.

(It turned out upon close examination to be a caterpillar. I picked it up with toilet paper and threw it outside. If I dream about EYES tonight, it's all your faults.)

'twas an assassin bug. Painful but not really harmful bite, and kills a lot of pests. Coo.